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Bunny Poop
Couldn't send you Easter eggs
And candy wouldn't do.
And mushy cards just didn't say
The things I want them to.
So I got you something special
and here's the inside scoop,
I found you something very rare.
It's genuine Bunny Poop!
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Bunny Poop
Hippity Hop Hop, Hippity Hop Hop
No Chocolate or eggs for you.
Hippity Hop Hop, Hippity Hop Hop
All you get is lots of Bunny Poop.
~unknown~
Bunny Poop
Heard you've been naughty
So here's the scoop...
All you get is
Easter Bunny Poop
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Bunny Poop
The Easter Bunny came last night
And left this little scoop.
Because you weren't so good this year,
You're getting Bunny Poop.
~unknown~
Bunny Poop
The Easter bunny was smiling,
Spring was in his hop.
He had a basket full of candy,
You were the next house on his stop.
But he saw you being naughty
and his poor ears began to droop.
So instead of eggs and candy....
He just left this bag of poop ! ! !
Submitted by Paulette
Bunny Pooh
I saw the Easter bunny, hop by a little tree,
As he went hopping by, he gave a wink to me.
I ran outside quickly, to see what I could see,
And found these little gifts he left,
right there under that tree
I thought of you, and thought I'd share his
little gift with you, Gee! I hope it's something good,
and not just bunny pooh!
Submitted by Paulette
Cupid Poop
As cupid shoots his arrow
and misses your heart by a few
He'll leave you something special
His Cupid Red Pooh-Pooh
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Cupid Poop
I couldn't send you flowers
And candy wouldn't do
Mushy cards just didn't say
The things I wanted them to
So I got you something special
And here is the inside scoop
I found you something very rare
Its genuine CUPID POOP!!!
~unknown~
Cupid Poop
Here is something from the cupids above
who fly along with all the doves
Who's arrows have hit many hearts,
who send you a gift in this lil' bag
Your love and beauty have been so true
The cupids have sent you their lil' poo-poo
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Cupid Poop
Here is something from the cupids above,
who fly along with all of the doves.
Whose arrows have hit many lonely hearts,
they send you a gift for your heart.
Your kindness and love have been so true,
so the cupids have sent you their little poo-poo
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Fouth of July Fireworks Poop
I was just thinking a topper for Fourth of July fireworks poop!...could use
red hots, or M @M's or other colored candies....
Hooray for the Red White And Blue
On this glorious Fourth of July
Here is a special gift for you
Something that caught my eye
When the fireworks were going off
What do you think I found
Brightly colored and strewn about
Fireworks poop was on the ground!
Birdiekity
Firecracker Poop
It's the birthday of the red, white & blue
And I have a special gift for you!
With a flash and a bang
And smoke that goes poof!
Here's your bag of firecracker poop!
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4th of July Poop
I've heard you want my taxes
well "SAMMY" here's the scoop
You cannot have my tea bags
so here some All American Poop!
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Leprechaun Poop
The luck of the Irish they carry along
And a pot of gold if you can hold them long.
But if you let them go too soon
Leprechaun poop will be your due!
~unknown~
Leprechaun Poop
So you're looking for the gold
Well listen here's the scoop
Those leprechauns all got away
But we found their lucky poop
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Leprechaun Poop
The Leprechauns of Ireland
Bring a special gift your way
Its full of love and happiness
On this St. Patrick's Day
And along with all good wishes
From this merry little group
Comes a little something special
Its a bag of Leprachaun POOP
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Leprechaun Poop
Tis a little bit of Ireland
That's been sent upon its way
To wish you luck and happiness
On this fine St. Patrick's Day
It's a wee and tiny present
From that merry little group
Tis the little folk of Ireland
Have left you their Leprechaun POOP
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Leprechaun Poop
It's time for the wearin' of the green
And the smallest people you've ever seen.
The luck of the Irish they carry along
And a pot of gold if you can hold them long
But if you let them go too soon
Leprechaun poop will be your due!
~unknown~
Leprechaun Poop
St. Patrick's Day...it comes each year,
When leprechauns play and drink their beer.
I chased one down for a pot of gold,
When I caught him, I found him too hard to hold!
I scared him so badly, was plain to see,
As clovers of green rained down on me.
He got away clean, but here's the scoop,
Those shamrocks are really leprechaun poop!
So you are looking for the gold,
Well listen here's the scoop,
Those leprechauns all got away
But we found their lucky poop!
~unknown~
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