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Di's Delightful Creations
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Pumpkin Poop
When he heard them say
It's time to carve and scoop
He ran as fast as he could
But left this bit of pumpkin poop
So as my sincere condolences
On the loss of your poor pumpkin
I give you this keepsake
And hope it brings a great big grin

Pumpkin Poop
I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!

Turkey Poop
You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner
with your family and your friends
You didn't tell me I was the main dish
For me it was "THE END!"
You frightened me so
badly--I knew I had been duped!
So, I left you with my calling card,
this bag of turkey poop!
Happy Thanksgiving,
from The Turkey

Scarecrow Poop
Every year-
When the leaves do droop-
"Jeb" gives a special treat!
He delivers Scarecrow Poop-
So good for you to eat!

Scarecrow (or Ghost) Poop
It's All Hallows Eve,
So listen, here's the scoop!
Whether you think it's a trick or a treat,
Here's some Scarecrow (Ghost) Poop!

Scarecrow (or Ghost) Poop
Fall is here...there's a nip in the air,
But you won't have to sink to despair!
To have a warm laugh…here's the scoop,
I'm giving you some Scarecrow (Ghost) poop!

Ghost Poop
I hear that you've been playing tricks
so listen, here's the scoop....
I'm running short on candy treats,
so this year you get Ghost Poop!!

Bat Poop
Furry Little bats
, They don't like cats.
They fly at night,
They are a sight.
They come and go by the moonlight
So.....Beware of where you step-

Elfin Droppings!
The elves were so sick
they couldn't make toys
And Santa had to fill
all those stockings
He gathered the only thing
the elves could make
Here are your Elfin droppings.

Snowman Poop
I heard that you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
So here's some snowman poop!

Snowman Poop
In the cold of winter
when snow arrives,
All the snowmen dance
and feel alive.
If you follow in their tracks,
you will find little droppings
from their cracks.
Round and white so sweet and light
Eat one eat two and have
sweet dreams tonight!

Grinch Toots
The Grinch went down to Who-ville
And loaded up his sleigh.
He couldn't resist the yummy smells,
And sampled along the way.
His tummy started to rumble,
Then it began to shout.
Just when he thought he might explode,
He blasted these mighty "toots" out.
To his releif, he felt so good,
It helped him with his mood.
He returned to Who-ville kind at heart,
But stayed away from all the food!

Santa Toots
T'was the night before Christmas
Santa ate a lot of hot dogs and beans
Well ya know what that means
Santa start scootin, and pootin
Scootin, pootin and tootin
When the elves looked on the ground
This is what they found
Right next to Santa's boots
All these bright red Santa toots

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