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Mother's Day Gram (WORDS)
I know I haven't been an ALMOND JOY to you all my life. I have been down some ROCKY ROADs, but you have always been there to help me pick up the REESE'S PIECES and pave a better MILKY WAY for me.
You are truly a SPECIAL TREASURE in my life. A CAREFREE spirit and never without HUGS & KISSES for her child. You are the RIESEN they made Mother's Day BAR NONE.
Happy Mother's Day. I love you GOOD & PLENTY. Your SUGAR BABIES,
composed by Unicraft
Submitted by Paulette

Graduation Candy Gram
Congratulations
        You survived Teachers from MARS...MOUNDS of homework... NUTRAGEOUS late nights of studying to SKOR well on exams and ROCKY ROADS. You proved you can ROLL (tootsie) with the punches and you're no DUM DUM. You proved you were a RED HOT student. There will be no SNICKERS, only a SYMPHONY of cheers as you graduate.
        Have a CAREFREE summer and get ready to hit those High School books so you can get the perfect job earning $100 GRAND a year. WERTHER you succeed is up to you. I have faith in you because you have always been a (Almond) JOY to me.
HUGS and KISSES,
Paulette, TLC Creations 1999

Graduation Candy Gram ~ Another Version
Congratulations
        You survived Teachers from MARS...MOUNDS of homework... NUTRAGEOUS late nights of studying to SKOR well on exams and ROCKY ROADS. You proved you can ROLL (tootsie) with the punches and you're no DUM DUM. You proved you were a RED HOT student. There will be no SNICKERS, only a SYMPHONY of cheers as you graduate. I'll be the one in the front row doing FLIPZ.
        Have a CAREFREE summer and get ready to hit the books again EXTRA hard. WERTHER you succeed is up to you. As far as I am concerned, there is a STARBURST in the MILKY WAY with your name on it. I have faith in you because you have always been a (Almond) JOY to me.
        Remember, Mamma didn't raise any NERDS and you can always call on me when you need a LIFESAVER.
HUGS and KISSES,
Paulette, TLC Creations 1999

Teacher Candy Gram
Dear (teacher's name):
        I have to admit, (student's name) got a little (NUTRAGEOUS) when she found out she had you for a teacher. Rumor had it that your gave out (MOUNDS) of homework. But when she actually saw how much you did give, she thought her eyes were playing (TWIX) on her, and she was doing lots of (FLIPZ) in frustration. It was (GOOD & PLENTY).
        It turns out that you were a (LIFESAVER), because her (SKOR)'s were so high. When I saw her grades, I thought I had (DOTS) in front of my eyes, because she did so well.
        So, as our thanks to you, we are going to go to Mr. (WHATCHAMACALLIT) (the principal) and ask him to give you a bonus of, let's say (100 GRAND), on (PAYDAY) for being such a Great Teacher.
        Have a (CAREFREE) week, and here's a few (NIPS) for you to enjoy either (NOW OR LATER)
(HUGS & KISSES)
Paulette, TLC Creations 1998

Tax Day Candy Gram
        If taxes have taken a BIG HUNK out of your PAY DAY, and you're staring down a ROCKY ROAD with no hope of SWEET ESCAPES, here's a little LIFESAVER to make you feel like you've gotten your MILKY WAY.
Just sit back, SNICKERS, and grin because you have in your hands the only $100 GRAND the IRS can't take away. Now isn't that an ALMOND JOY?
written by Unicraft
Submitted by Paulette

Mothers Day Gram
Another Version
Dear Mom:
                I know there is a special REISIN you are my Mom.
            When life has given me ROCKY ROADS, I can count on you to be my LIFESAVER!   Even when I have given you MOUNDS of trouble or when I've been a DUM DUM, you hardly ever SNICKER. You will always have a BIG HUNK of my heart because you are such a TREASURE to me.
                I look forward to SKITTLES of fun continuing to learn from you. You are such a SWEET TART. There aren't enough stars in the MILKY WAY and around MARS to outshine you.
                Hope you had a GRAND Mother's Day!
                HUGS & KISSES
Paulette, TLC Creations 2000

I'm sorry Gram
Dear __________
    Sometimes mistakes are small like CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS other times they seem to be as big as aMOUNTAIN (bar). I took a CHANCE and made you unhappy with me. I never MINT too! I PROMISE I won't make such a NUTRAGEOUS goof again! You are very special to me and I go to REESE'S, when I know you are unhappy!   I could just crawl back into a TURTLE 's shell, and pretend it doesn't matter, but it does! I have MOUNDS of affection for you, and this was nothing to SNICKER about. I could LOOK all the way from the MILKY WAY to 5TH AVENUE and not find a more wonderful________ than you!   Please accept my apologies and show me one of those CAREFREE smiles!
  Love ______________
Submitted by Birdiekity

Retirement Candy Gram
WOW, Your PAYDAY is finally here. After all these years of rolling up your sleeves, ROCKY ROADS, MOUNDS of work, you are finally able to LOOK for SKITTLES of fun things to do. WERTHER or not you hit 5TH AVENUE or fly to MARS to do the CHARLESTON, we know that you will be CAREFREE and have a NUTRAGEOUS retirement with, ZERO thoughts of the work CRUNCH!
  We really SKORed big having you to work with (for). So you're the REISEN for our celebration, our wishes for your ALMOND JOYful retirement after all the GOOD & PLENTY of work you have done. Your a SPECIAL TREASURES to us , the best BAR NONE! You are worth a MINT!
Submitted by Birdiekity

Exercise/Aerobic Instructor Gram
        The RIESEN for this "Treat Gram" is to thank you for trying to WHIP us into shape.
        Your routines have us POPPING and turning ourselves into PRETZELS, so we can reach our goal of becoming WHEAT THINS. To say nothing of the fact that a healthy heart can be a LIFESAVER.
        Those BIG HUNKS will do a double take when they see us strutting down the street so CAREFREE and fit. You'll have us all RAISIN a little Cain. Nobody will SNICKER at us now! We would have to be NUTS not to appreciate you.
        Hopefully you won't get CHUNKY from this gram. If you do, just add a couple more FLIPZ to your daily routine.
        P.S. I talked to your boss about giving you a raise....and she said that the CHEX are in the mail.
İPaulette, 1999, TLC Creations

Dad's Day candy gram
author unknown
Dear (Sugar) Daddy,
You are the best dad in the whole Milky Way, even though you are from Mars and I'm from Venus. You Skor high points as a dad....don't Snicker(s).
When you were born there was a Symphony in heaven! Your Hot Tamale(s), Mom, still thinks you are a Big Hunk. I wish I could take you on a shopping Spree on 5th Avenue in New York (Peppermint Patty), but they don't have Builders Square there because they're Nerds.
Love you Mounds,
Your Nut (Roll)
Submitted by Rhonda


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