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SURVIVAL KITS
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Teacher Survival Kit
Crayon - to color your day bright and cheerful
Candle - for when you are up late grading papers
Hugs and Kisses - for when you need a hug
Rubberband - to remind you to be flexible
Eraser - to remind you everyone makes mistakes and they can be erased.
Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost
Lifesaver candy - you are a lifesaver to many of your students
Jewel - because you are as valuable as a precious stone
Puzzle Piece - without you the class wouldn't be complete
Paperclip - to hold it all together
Mounds Bar - for the mounds of confidence you give your students
Shiny Penny - to remind you, each will shine in their own special way
Ear Plugs - when you just can't take anymore
Starburst - to give you a "burst" of energy when you need it
Mint - to remind you that you are worth a "mint" to your students
Tissues - to wipe away the tears...yours and theirs.
Gum - to help your class "stick" together
Bandaid - to help fix any hurt feelings
©Paulette, 1998, TLC Creations.

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Holiday Survival Kit
1. A stick of gum~ to remind you to stick to that Holiday shopping.
2. A candle~ to remind you to shine brightly.
3. A chocolate kiss~ to remind you that you are loved.
4. A match~ to light a fire under you when you feel burned out.
5. A Tootsie Roll~ to remind you not to bite off more than you can chew.
6. A pin~ to remind you to stay sharp.
7. A Smartie~ to help you on those days you don't feel so smart.
8. A Starburst~ to give you a burst of energy on days you don't have any.
9. A Snickers~ to remind you to take time to laugh.
10. Confetti~ to remind you to have fun.
11. A bandage~ to fix things that just will not work.
12. A bag~ to help you keep it all together.
13. Crackers~so you will always have "Food" for thought.
14. Battery~so you can keep going and going and going and going.
15. Tea Bag~so you can relax and enjoy for a moment.
16. Almond Joy~to remind you of the JOY of the season.
©Paulette, 1998, TLC Creations.

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Backpacker's Survival Kit
Lifesavers - in case you fall into the water
Skittles - in case it rains, you can provide your own rainbow
cotton ball - to help soften the rough roads
Battery - so you can keep going and going and going and going
Popsicle Stick - in case you get an owie
Gum - to remind everyone to stick together
Quarter - so you can call for help
Sponge - in case it rains to soak it up
Fireball - for when you're burnt out
Map with your street circled - so you can always find home
2 Kernels of corn - for when you crave a two piece chicken dinner
Choc Covered Raisins (Animal Poop) - so you know what not to step in
Tums - for after the campfire food
Small Empty Bottle - "Instant Water" add water and shake
©Paulette, 1998, TLC Creations.

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Hairdresser's Survival Kit
Tootsie Roll - to help complaints "roll" off your back
Button - to remind you to sometimes button your lip
Dollar - for the tip you didn't receive
Rubberband - to remind you to be flexible
Mint - because you are worth a mint to your customers
Happy Face (Sticker) - to remind you to keep smiling
Paperclip - to help hold it all together
Cotton Balls - to cushion all the standing you do
Lollipop - to help you "Lick" anything
Lifesaver - to remind you of the many times you have been a lifesaver
Magic Wand - to help you during the many times you are asked to be a magician
Bandaid - to heal your hurt feelings
Sweet & Sour Tarts - to remind you to appreciate the differences in others.
Gum - to remind you to "stick" with that difficult client
Starburst - to give you that burst of energy at the end of the day
Crayon - to correct that color job
Sand Paper - to smooth out the rough days
Hugs & Kisses - you deserve them
Paulette, 1999~~TLC Creations

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Golfer's Survival Kit
Chocolate Golf Balls - for the golfer that lost his
Candle - to help you find your ball when it starts to get dark and you are still looking.
Lifesaver Candy - for when your ball gets hit into the water (or sand trap)
Rubber Band - to remind to stay flexible when you swing.
Eraser - to remind you that with your next golf game you start with a clean slate.
Quarter - may this be the only "eagle" you get
Wooden Egg - for all those Birdies
Band Aid for the blisters from holding the golf club so tight.
Tube of Sun Screen - for shielding the sun from the face
Sweet & Sour Candy - to prevent any harsh words slipping out.
Extra Pencil - in case you need to cheat a little.
Snickers Bar - to remind you that you are having fun.
A Joke Book for Golfers - to pass time for when it rains.
Aspirin to take away the headache that was caused from the game!
Gum - to help you "stick" with that difficult hole.
©Paulette, 1998~~TLC Creations

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Mail Carriers Survival Kit
Hamburgers...to divert the dogs attention
Cotton Balls...to cushion your rough roads
Snickers Bar...to remind you to keep your sense of humor
Starburst...to give you that extra "burst" of energy at the end of your route
Bag...to put your frustrations, worries and troubles in before you go home
M & Ms...to remind you that you are "M"arvelous and "M"eaningful
Mounds Bar...for the mounds of miles you walk
Tootsie Roll...to help complaints "roll" off your back
Happy Faces...to remind you that smiling is contagious
Symphony Bar...to put some music into your route
Scissors...to help you "cut" out the bad parts of your day
Peppermints...to keep you cool
P.S....I asked the Postmaster to increase your salary to "$100 GRAND" and he said that your "CHEX" are in the mail.
©Paulette, 1999 ~ TLC Creations
Hamburgers......either the gummi candy ones, or gift certificates to MacDonalds/Burger King.
Submitted by Paulette

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SURVIVAL KIT TO HELP YOU ADJUST TO GETTING OLDER
Small Box of Bran Flakes
Alarm Whistle...for when you've fallen and you can't get up
Magnifying Glass...to help you when you read
Starburst Candy...for extra energy
Blue M&Ms or Skittles...Generic Viagra
Cane
Baby Food...to help you adjust to softer foods
Instant Hair Grow...to replace the hair you will lose (I got a small     spray bottle and made a label on my computer with "Instant Hair Grow" Spray once every day)
While you were Napping Pad...so you don't miss any messages while you are napping (I made these on the computer also, and then padded them)
Toothpicks...to help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep
Fireball Candy...to put the fire back into your life
Rubberband...to give you your flexibility back
Aspirin...for all the new little aches and pains
Hug and Kiss...because I really do love you
Submitted by Paulette


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